Unconfirmed reports from Scotland, suggest that a giant skeleton has washed up on the South shore of the famous Loch Ness, the area has been sealed off by Britain's SAS and roads near the Loch have been blocked and police are stopping anyone from getting within a 20 mile range of the Loch.
A no fly zone has been established in the vicinity of the Loch and all air traffic has been diverted.
Residents of towns and villages are being evacuated and train services suspended.
Experts from the British Museum, the Smithsonian in Washington and James Cameron are en-route to the scene to inspect the skeleton.
However, local fisherman, the ginger haired Jock "Freedom" MacBurger, who spotted the bones a week ago, believes the skeleton is not the famed monster but the remnants of a picnic attended by Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell.
"Aye, they had a truck load of fried chicken they did" said the ruddy faced Scot who had smeared his face with blue paint "That isn't a giant skeleton at all but the remains of 2000 chickens that these two gigantic American women scoffed down, och aye!"