Athens - Greece has voted to print the Euro locally. According to our source, Mr. Pimpleonhishass, head of the Greek bank, the measure adopted will have Greece create money out of nothing. Greece will not return to the Drachma, but continue with the Euro. Rather than import Euros printed in Germany, created from nothing, they will henceforth use Euro's printed in Greece, and backed with nothing, like all Euros.
The notes will be indistinguishable from Euros printed in Germany, according to our source. It is expected that Germany will increase production of their Euros in order to keep pace with the Greek banks.
Stocks are expected to rise on the news.