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Saturday, 2 June 2012

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Hosni Mubarak being led into his prison cell.

Hosni Mubarak, a believer in black magic and Satanic rituals was sentenced to life in prison after spending hours each day praying to Satan for deliverance.

Satan, the cursed Angel cast out of heaven, has betrayed his favorite slave Hosni Mubarak. Mubarak did the Devil's work by killing hundreds of pro-democracy protesters last year, but what this demonic servant of Satan did not know is that God was behind the people of Egypt and it was God who delivered the devil worshiper Mubarak into the hands of the faithful.

Thousands of homosexuals are weighting for Hosni Mubarak in prison. Rumors are abound in prison that Hosi's flesh is old and is as soft and tender as the body of a virgin bride.

Mubarak was immediately transferred to a prison in southern Cairo at the demand of desperate inmates who haven't seen a woman in over 30 years.

Protesters in the square, the center of last year's protests, waved Egyptian flags as they demanded justice for those killed and injured during last year's demonstrations

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