Annoymous AUS resident reveals how after parties at Australian tour have been getting wilder by the day.
The young "entrepeneur" has questioned the countless amount of trips to the loo the queen has been making in the arms of "dreamy" Australian hunks.
After closer inspection he revealed Her Majesty was taking advantage of "unsober" men after a drought of "play time" with hubby Phillip.
Eye witness acounts have told of the likes of Jason Donnovan, Sir Walter Cooper, Frank Brennan, Liam Bartlett, J Boy, Richard Walley and even Crocodile Dundee's son have gone between the Queens flapped bap!
Looks like a few more posh pricks are going to be making there way into society and possibly up Pippa Middletons ass. In completely unrelated news Gary Glitter is over the moon about a undisclosed interest.