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Wednesday, 30 May 2012

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Bashar al-Assad's wife is ready and willing.

The self appointed president of Syria Bashar al-Assad, with the help of the Chinese government, ordered the combat death of an Army sergeant in California.

Several of al-Assad's sleeper agents gunned down Army Sgt. Nathen Taylor while he was in a parked car in Lancaster, California. Al-Assad ordered the combat death of the Sgt. in the hopes it will scare the U.S. away from conflicts in Syria.

U.S. Lieutenant Colonel Davis said that Bashar al-Assad and his allies were not going to succeed in threatening and scaring the U.S. military with the combat death of Army Sgt. Taylor.

Davis said that America will defiantly take military action against al-Assad with the help of the U.N.

Chechen rebel leader Salman Raduyev said he was ready to give assistance to al-Assad because Syria and Iran have been long time supporters of Islamic causes against Israel. Al-Assad and the president of Iran have always supported Palestine.

Bashar al-Assad's wife made a public plea that she is willing to sleep with the leader of any nation which is willing to aide her husband's cause.

Observers say that al-Assad is cracking under pressure when he is willing to whore out his wife to the highest bidder.

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