Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and amateur theologian Richard Dawkins has today shocked the known universe by backing plans to allow a single Holy Bible in every English school.
However fans of the bonkers professor need not fear, he only backs the campaign as a way for condemning the Bible. Although arguably used as the single foundation to western civilisation, law and morals, it is Dawkins loony view that "it is not a moral book and young people need to learn that important fact because they are very frequently told the opposite."
Critics of Dawkins are worried that now he has made this concession, that he will also require atheist literature to be given to every school. These critics are keen to point out that the religion of atheism is responsible for more deaths in the 20th century alone, than all previous religious wars combined.
Scientists are also concerned. They fear that Dawkins belief that over millions of years, sea organisms turned into land mammals, and then in the case of whales, got bored and turned back into sea mammals could be mistaken for science.