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Tuesday, 22 May 2012

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Some of the exercise equipment that the women were forced to use.

SYDNEY: Australian fitness fanatic, Koen Verelst, is wanted for questioning after forcing at least 3 or 4 obese women to exercise at gunpoint.

It is thought that Vereslt, now on the run, approached the group as they were exiting a local Mcdonalds.

He forced them into his van, and drove them to an unknown location.

The women described the experience as a nightmare. He forced them to run on treadmills for several hours, eat various salads, and watch fitness videos.

Verlest recently lost his job after he stated that his ideal partner is a hybrid of Susan Boyle and Ryan Reynolds.

No motive has been established, but authorities believe that it could be sexual.

The women are said to be traumatized. They are now safely resting at a local Outback steakhouse.

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