Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security.
Our mole was present when the leaders also decided to divide Greece into 8 sections, much as Germany was divided after World War II. Each of the eight G8 nations would get a piece of Greece. Japan plans to move their entire nation there, so they can start over with their nuclear program. The US intends to use its piece to store the former residents of Chicago in a rendition center.