Written by Aspartame Boy
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 17 May 2012

image for Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month
I never said we are invading Denver!

DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there. When our source Mr. Pluto questioned the Russians as to why they were in uniform, and carrying machine guns, they explained.

They told Pluto that they were the advance contingent for the invasion. They were supposed to go to Denver, and do intelligence gathering for the invasion. But, they explained that they decided to defect.

"I'm going to Disney World.", is the consensus that they all came to on the flight over. While they had to check their machine guns with park security, they seemed to enjoy their visit very much.

Make Aspartame Boy's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 4?

8 14 17 16

Go to top