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Wednesday, 16 May 2012

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Farmville Bites The Dust

New York, NY-- A 100-megaton hydrogen bomb exploded over Farmville today, completely vaporizing the Facebook game. The bomb incinerated all the virtual farms, cows, pigs and bug-eyed Farmville neighbors. A giant mushroom cloud could be seen floating in the bright blue sky after the horrific blast. Facebook founder Marc Suckerberg blamed Google for the bomb, and vowed immediate retaliation.

The Internet giants have been arming themselves with weapons of mass destruction for years. Yahoo now has its own air force, while Amazon has its own naval fleet. The nuclear attack today on Farmville was a surprise though, experts didn't expect Google to have nuclear weapons for a least a few years.

Marc Suckerberg said he would retaliate against YouTube to punish Google:

"Don't go into YouTube for a bit." warned Mr. Suckerberg. "Not unless you like looking a mushroom clouds." he cautioned.

It's believed Facebook has a only a few tactical nukes. Mr. Suckerberg has been busy building a conventional army. Right now, about 5 million people wear the Facebook uniform.

"This is a very serious situation." said UN chief Mr. Bah Humbug. "If this virtual war becomes a real life war, we could all be in a lot of trouble."

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