New York City, NY-- The devil himself has started using Facebook, and last night he sent a friend request to all Facebook users. Computer security experts were unable to trace the source of the request and say it came from 'limbo'. God sent a similar request a few weeks ago and Satan's message was almost the same:
Hi! I know all about you and I want to be friends! ;) Let's get closer, so I can help you. I know that I can do lots of things for you! :)
Religious leaders around the world condemned the message.
"The devil uses every means to attract sinners. It won't work." said Pope Benedict XVI. "And only evil people use emoticons." he added.
The Dalai Lama also received the strange message, and consulted with Buddhist monks before issuing a statement:
"He seems to use the word 'I' a lot. He's selfish and he's a megalomaniac! Delete the message!" urged the Dalai Lama.
Almost 1.2 billion Facebook users received the friend request, but only one person responded to Satan. That one person was Barack Obama.
"Look, I need all the help I can get for myself and so I responded." he said.