BERLIN - According to secret, well-placed sources, tanks are being taken out of secret hiding places and 'Greeced up'; battle charts with maps of Greece, Spain, England and Iceland are being distributed to bankers as they prepare to 'occupy' those countries.
Diet soda tanks filled with aspartame/MSG are being readied; arm bands with the symbol of the Euro emblazoned upon them are being fitted to the newly designed black waiter's uniforms; Germany once again is preparing to invade other countries.
"I've had all I can take", said Merckel at a recent press conference. "I want all the bankers out there protesting because these silly countries have spent my lunch money, and now they are ordering desert!"
"I'll give it to them! One pound of aspartame for every man, woman, and child in these delinquent countries. It is the final solution!", she was heard screaming as she prepared her banks for 'occupation'.