Fellow beachcombers were surprised to see an antique Harpsichord, 24,000 feet up Mount Everest. Conjoined twins, Andy and Terence Cough stumbled across the curious find, whilst taking part in a charity fun-run, up the rocky outcrop.
Andy added "cor, it nearly 'ad me toes off...fucking Harpsichord. I tried to play "Green Sleeves" on it, but it seemed that someone couldn't be arsed to tune the fucking thing...twerps...I only managed to bash out "Smack my bitch up" instead...
Elton John soon swooned at the idea of playing the said Harpsichord, and has arranged a benefit concert for those who have the passive affliction of collecting miniatures of Maureen Lipman.
Others recent finds in other famous landmarks, include a pine table and set of four chairs up Mount Kilimanjaro, a wooden egg on top of the Taj Mahal and a Harmonica between George Clooney's buttocks.