Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Hitler, Shampoo

Monday, 26 March 2012

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He's made a perfect comeback as a "soap" advertising model!

Notorious Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler has been reincarnated and can now be seen modelling Turkish shampoo! He decided to turn-over in his grave once more because the product, Biomen, is for real men and not for "fairies". Also his fee was pretty hot, 60.000,00 Reichmarks, just enough to re-decorate his Berliner bunker even in today's money.

The global Jewish community are outraged at his re-appearance as a "soap" star and are boycotting Biomen because of the historical connections between the two.

The Turkish company who made the advertisement do not feel any remorse about using Adolf as their "main man" because they are not particularly fond of Jews either. Sales of Biomen are booming in Palestine as one can well imagine!

After the great success of the campaign the Turkish company have also decided to reincarnate Stalin too (he actually topped many more than Adolf did). Josef Stalin will play the leading role in their top advertisement and the product they are advertising is a tasty Turkish version of "GULAG SOUP"!

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