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Tuesday, 6 March 2012

A blunder at a pan-European Australian Neo-Nazi festival has left hundreds of Neo-Nazis stunned.

The 70 000 Neo-Nazis at the festival, hosted at the Geelong Adventure Park to celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday, were standing to attention to the national anthems of the European nations. When it came up to Macedonia's anthem, the person announcing the anthem accidentally brought up the audio of a woman masturbating to Heidi Montag. The Nazis kept their hands on their hearts while the blunder was resolved. The correct song, Denes nad Makedonija (Today over Macedonia), was then found and the rest of the festival went off without a hitch.

The incident is being investigated by Blood and Honour Australia.

Transcript:

ANNOUNCER: Site ochi na zname na Republika Makedonija. Drzhaven himn na Republika Makedonija sega igraat. (All eyes on the flag of the Republic of Macedonia. The anthem of the Republic of Macedonia is now playing.)

LAUREN CONRAD: Oh! Heidi! Fuck me like I've never been fucked before! HEIDI!!!

ANNOUNCER: Ah, ebam. (Oh fuck.) (Windows folder browsing sounds are heard for the next few seconds until the correct song is found and it starts)

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