Written by Ali Pritchard
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Tuesday, 28 February 2012

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Die Rote Zwerge

A clan of destructive "fairytale" dwarfs are causing carnage throughout Europe.

Their first sightings were said to be in Germany on February 25th where a American tourist was burnt to a crisp by one of the dwarfs. They have later been spotted in France on February 27th burning civilians.

The origins of the fire breathing dwarfs are somewhat unknown but they are mentioned in a German fairytale book from the early 1800s as "Die Rote Zwerge" which in German means The Red Gnomes.

A German local had this to say "I couldn't believe what I was seeing, we thought fire breathing dwarfs were just a fairytale but they are real, very real".

The dwarfs has not been seen since France but are set to attack the United Kingdom. So if you live in London, make sure to lock your doors if you don't want to get burnt.

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