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Thursday, 16 February 2012

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Are These Tiny Lizards a real problem?

Madagascar (Rooterz) - Shocking news from Madagascar, the country that's named after the Guns N' Roses song of the same name, all over the country matches are being attacked by tiny lizards.

Prof. Bliught Woilido, proffesser of Lizardry at Togwarts University said "People keep saying that this can't possibly be a problem, but have you ever tried to strike a match while there was a tiny lizard on it? It's a big problem because it makes my cigarettes taste really bad, do you have any idea what burning tiny lizard taste like?"

The Madagascar government has launched an investigation to figure out where these lizards are coming from, they have narrowed it down to a few places, the first is Iraq (for no other reason than to just blame them) another is Charlie Sheen (just because he got fired from Two and A Half Men).

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