Two gay Colombian priests could not bring it upon themselves to either "come out" or tell the Catholic church (which is 85% gay anyway). So they hired a "hit man" to murder them because the Catholic church does not allow gay preists to commit suicide (if that was the case the Catholic church would implode and become extinct; well there's still hope).
A bizarre story from Colombia because the "hit man" just happened to be a devout, practising Catholic who visited the church regularly begging to the priests for redemption in the confession box.
During one of the sessions the priests slipped him a couple of hundred thousand peso's and asked if he would do the job, he answered, "si senor." Because the Catholic "hit man" was an "anti gay activist" and needed the money, so sod em all!
The Pope, on hearing about this bizarre story has just telephoned with a senior Islamic priest in Mecca and asked what the possibilities are about converting. The Islamic priest offered the Pope a position on the Board of Directors, but demanded that he left all his former sins behind him!
The crazy world of religion never ceases to entertain it's flock!