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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

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Greece is in ruins and the Turks just love it!

The Greek financial situation is reaching a climax and it seems that their arch rivals and ancient enemies, Turkey, are jumping into the ring.

A EC finance minister has already admitted; "The European Community and the Euro will be better off without the Greeks who love their ouzo too much!" And is seems that European leaders are gradually beginning to agree to let Greece slip gradually into the Aegean sea.

Their main rivals for a vacant place in the community is Turkey who just happen to be Greece's arch enemy and would love to see their western neighbours sink without a trace.

The Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, sent a message to his Greek counterpart and here is what it said: "F++k off infidel, don't come back and don't forget to give us Cyprus back because it's ours anyway, Greek orthodox Christians my butt!"

Angela Merkel & Sarkozy promptly agreed and now are planning to boot Greece out and welcome 74 million Turks in (at a price naturally and Turkey must also agree to stop torturing Kurdish &
Greek Cypriot patriots).

Berlin, Kreuzberg; 06.02.2012: Thousands of jubilant "gastarbeiter" Turks were seen here today burning the Greek flag and singing the Turkish national anthem; Schadenfreude ist die grösste Freude!

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