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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

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In a strange turnarond of affairs, the firebrand and radical Muslim cleric, Abu Qatada, has now said that he will happily be sent to Jordan by the British Government.

Mr Qatada, whose name in English means "murdering bastard", was on remand in jail for simply ages as he awaited the result of his appeal to the European Court not to be sent to Jordan.

The learned judges, who always take a long time to reach a decision so that it looks like they have thought long and deeply when in fact it takes them all that time just to grasp what a case is all about, decided that the best thing for Mr Qatada was to go to Jordan.

And suddenly he agreed.

In a statement issued by his office for Public Relations and Bomb Vests, Mr Qatada said:

"I have decided that it is for the best that I go to Jordan. The fact she has quite enormous tits and an arse you can park a motorcycle in, were the main deciding factors. And I would only end up torturing myself if I gave up this opportunity.

"Far more interesting than the four-star service at Belmarsh Prison."

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