Indianapolis, IN-- Superbowl fans had a rare treat yesterday, when the real Virgin Mary decided to appear with Madonna during the half time show. The Blessed Virgin Mary was in a funky mood, and sang a few duets with the Material Girl before ascending back into Heaven. Everyone was very pleased with her performance.
The Virgin Mary made her appearance in a flash of blue light. The heavy scent of roses filled the stadium, and cherubim could be heard softly singing in the background.
"O my little children! O my little angels! Pray! Pray for the End Times are near!" shouted the Blessed Virgin Mary into the microphone. She then burst into tears and wept.
"Does anyone have some weed, I feel like getting stoned!" said the Virgin Mary.
Someone threw a blunt on stage, and the Virgin Mary lit it up and smoked it. Suddenly, her mood changed.
"Let's party!" said the bipolar Virgin Mary. "I feel funkadelic!" she shouted and kicked up her heels and danced.
The Virgin Mary and Madonna then did a stunning duet of 'Like a Virgin' for the audience. Even Madonna was impressed.
"Now, I want to sing my favorite song, my darling children." said the Virgin Mary. She lit up another joint and walked over to the microphone.
"Everybody must get stoned...!" she began to sing.