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Tuesday, 10 January 2012

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Red Parrots Celebrate Another Cantona Goal

Former famed footballer, poet, philosopher and general goal scorer Eric Cantona is likely to become the next President of France.

He is likely to shoot France into the the World's Top League and his supporters in Marseille are preparing him for an Olympic Year victory.

The present incumbent Sackhorsekey has poured scorn on the candidature of the former Manchester United footballer and hurdler and dismissed his challenge as off the side of floating clouds.

Cantona has responded by ridiculing Sackhorsekey's 'floating clouds' and has explained that 'the clouds of seagulls in the sky show the way forward for France'. 'We shall sweep into power and get the Euro up the league in no time' he claimed.

Opinion polls in France put Cantona three points ahead of Sackhorsekey and the two will be battling it out for the future of France at the Eyefull Tower in Paris at Sackhorsekey's home ground.

Cantona only needs to draw to win the title and he has claimed that 'as an artist' he has drawn a vista for France which will help 'frogs leap into the heavens'.

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