Berlin - It's all because some sort of German stinktank was one of the human frights groups whose HQ got torched last week.
Locals in Baddassburg described today how the Cairo branch of Druids Anonymous had claimed responsibility following a bad acid trip at the Winter Solstice celebrations in Baden Baden last week.
The pagan gang is demanding parity with other UN-funded wackjob organizations, chiefly recovering former alco-lytes of Aleister Crowley's Order of the Golden Dawn (Valley of the Kings branch).
Their bitter rivalry spilled over to German streets at the weekend after the Druids' treasurer realised the group's entire pension fund is still held in Reichsmarks, making the organization virtually bankrupt.
Golden Dawn members are sitting pretty having sold the Druids the innovative pension plan 'some time circa 1939' and received a whacking great big consultancy fee in the process.
Mutual loathing has now escalated to full-on street war prompting German Foreign Secretary Andreas Bling to issue a reprimand to the Egyptian government which has overall jurisdiction over the behavior of its New Age cultish nutz.
Meanwhile Angela Merkel's Christian Democrat Party may be verging on a precipice of apostasy as internal dissent over feckless wastrel Eurozone countries like Greece foments outrage and a 10% swing towards the fledgeling Atheist Democrat Party.
Tonight Our Man in Rawalpindi is pissed as a newt.
Well, it is New Year's Eve, heheh.