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Saturday, 31 December 2011

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Plenty of bang, bang on the streets of Holland tonight, but no boom, boom in the bedroooms, gottverdomme!!

Venlo, Holland: As the new year approaches it seems that Dutch men prefer "banging" in the new with their fireworks instead of "banging" it in with their wives and partners.

Tons of gun-powder are about to be exploded into the air this evening, but much less exploding will happen in bedrooms throughout Holland and Dutch women are becoming frustrated at their husbands antics as the firework show begins.

One Dutch firework freak, Dick van de Dyke (not the US version) spoke to a Dutch TV reporter, Tity van de Dik (strange names in Holland), about his love of fireworks and explosions as long as it is not with the missus, here his comments:

"Gottverdomme, ik wil no sex tonight just bang, bang, bang, met mijn friends and of course plenty of Heineken to swallow, gottverdomme burp!"

His wife, hoping to get his dick out of the dyke and into her exploding pussy also gave her thoughts on the subect, here they are:

"Gottverdomme ik wil bang, bang in the bedroom and not in the street, if Dick don't get his dick out and bang me into the new year I'll just have to do it myself or go with a dyke (a Dutch version), gottverdomme!"

There you have it a typical Dutch new years eve, plenty of bang, bang, but not a lot of boom, boom in the bedroom or is that not typical of most countries?

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