PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Press News Agency is reporting that the late Kim Jong Il left a net worth of $4 billion.
The bulk of his estate will go to his four children Kim Ah So, Kim Foo Foo, Kim Oh Saki, and Kim Yo Yo Yo.
A reporter for Rice Press noted that the North Korean leader stipulated in a revised will that he wanted for Jon Gosselin, who is of North Korean descent, to receive one million North Korean Wons, which is the equivalent of $1,111 in U.S. money.
When Gosselin was told that he had been left something in Kim Jong Il's will he was shocked. He recalled that when he was filming the reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8, that the North Korean leader had written him and told him that Jon & Kate Plus 8 was his favorite show.
Kim Jong Il went on to say that he would like to one day visit Pennsylvania and maybe have a little part in the show, he added that it did not have to be a speaking part.
Jong Il also told Jon that he was very lucky to be married to such a beautifully sexy, and sultry wife like Kate. The North Korean leader said that back in the old days a woman like Kate would have brought her father a very handsome dowry of at least 5 cattle, 7 goats, 8 sheep, and 10 or 12 ducks.
SIDENOTE: Jon said that he is so thrilled that Kim Jong Il left him some money that he will be renaming his pet turtle Timmy, Kimmy in honor of Kim Jong Il.