Written by Lyndon
Print this

Monday, 19 December 2011

image for The passing of dictator Kim Jong-Il thought to reduce North Korean film piracy by 60%
Jong-Il once tried out for a part in a North Korean comedy entitled "Re-education Summer Camp"

PYONGYANG - North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il has died and with him, many believe, will drop the intense demand for pirated American movies in that country.

Jong-Il made it no secret that he loved most anything that came out of Hollywood and according to IMDB, Jong-Il even gained a film credit during his 14 years in power when he played himself in the highly acclaimed 2004 release of Team America: World Police.

Harfold State College instructor of 21st century film, Greta Washburn, recalls Jong-Il's contribution to cinemetography. "I think Jong-Il became iconic for his emotion-packed line when he feeds U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix to a shark and then says, 'There you go, Hans Brix (sic). How you like that, you fucking cocksucker?'"

Jong-Il, who once kidnapped a director and his actress wife in order to build the North Korean film industry, was especially fond of James Bond films. Numerous attempts to lure 81-year-old Sean Connery to North Korea allegedly failed.

Make Lyndon's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 2?

6 10 4 8
33 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more