INDIA - In the wake of many deaths by methanol in India, the resurgence of aspartame inhalation is rampant.
According to our source, staff doctor, Dr. Whine Galena, when inhaled, pure aspartame releases enough methanol to produce a narcotic 'high' similar to moonshine, or illegal whiskey. It leads to death a few months later, but most people don't worry about that, so long as they can have a great party.
This fact is having its effect in India, as the production of moonshine is being discouraged. Pure aspartame is available online at online auction houses. Street vendors are getting rich selling 'snort packs' of pure aspartame, a legal substance, and FDA approved.
According to Dr. Galena, that FDA approval should serve as a warning: do not use.