The planet was on the brink of survival in Durban as delegates sat up all night before coming to a compromise.
They agreed to go to sleep and UN Ambassador to the conference praised the delegates for sticking to their guns until the last moment.
The breakthrough came as news leaked out that the European summit had sat all night before reaching agreement to kick Britain into the long grass.
One delegate from an island in the South Seas due to become extinct in 2035 complained that while going to sleep was an answer to climate change it meant sleeping tablets were the only answer for his people as they sunk to oblivion.
My wife has insisted on all night talks on the work I do for Spoof. The divide between the two parties is large but a bridge of compromise is slowly being built, if it is not a dream, that is.