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Friday, 9 December 2011

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this retrofitted V2 has US decals on it but is being targeted for Rome

BRUXELLES - German Chancellor Angela Merkel screamed at the summit here to this reporter: "The Euro just doesn't get any respect! Ve Vill Ve Vill Vocket You."

She ordered the European Commission and the European Court of Justice to use powerful V2 rockets in the future to enforce debt collection, declaring: "We must make clear that we accept only cash.

"We have many V2 vockets left hidden in bunkers and ve vill ve vill Vocket you! If you don't pay up NOW!

Ve know where you vamlies live! Ve Vill Ve Vill Vocket you!"

It was observed in all fairness that the Chancellor had consumed large quantities of aspartame prior to making the bizarre statements. A spokesman from the British delegation expressed amusement at the German antics:

"We've seen this type of thing before. We're ready for it this time", he told reporters.

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