Naples, Italy. Mafia boss, Michele Z. (name changed for legal reasons and eventual Mafia attacks against Spoof headquarters and our beloved editor, M~~k, name also changed because he found a severed horse's head in his bed last night) has been found hiding in Hitler's bunker after being on the run for 16 years.
The bunker was especially built for Adolf's visit to Naples in 1940 because he fancied a pizza or two. Hitler loved Italian cuisine and shooting their peasants in caves. He was also a great friend and ally of Mussolini who also was partial to a pizza or two (fat fascist bastard) and they often dined in the bunker whilst the SS and others were murdering and pillaging upstairs.
Michele Z rented the bunker because he felt certain affiliations with his infamous heroes especially when it came to murdering Italian Jewish shop owners and Jewish bakers, oops sorry, bankers. Also, extracting money and information from Italian peasants then topping them with a bullet in the back of the head.
Michele Z's body was last seen hanging upside down in a well known Neapolese Piazza from a lampost with his mistress and the baying crowds were throwing rotten tomatoes at him.
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