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Tuesday, 29 November 2011

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Was he also insane?

It seems if one wants to be a mass-murderer these days one has to be insane and now the Norwegian maniac, who cold-bloodedly slaughtered his victims, has proven the fact. He has been officially declared a "loony"!

Anders Behring Breivik will live the rest of his life locked up in a "loony bin" and will obviously be spared of a normal prison sentence. Charles Manson sent him an E Mail with the following text; "welcome to the club"!

There is obviously a lesson here for all other extremist maniacs; right, left, Muslim, etc. Make sure you are declared insane after you have done your dirty deeds because the "loony bin" is much easier than prison and the food is better.

Anders will obviously be allowed to hang up pictures of his hero, Adolf, in his padded cell, put on his Nazi uniform and learn to read Mein Kampf backwards. It's all part of the rehab process, "cleaning out one's closets"!

As for his victims, they have no worries anymore; only those left to mourn for them. But at least now they know the "loony arsehole" who mowed them down is at least insane, that's very comforting!

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