Russia have sent out a warning to the US and President Obama that if they build a Disney Park in Eastern Poland they will "nuke" Europe.
President Medvedev declared; "I can take US military bases and nuclear rockets in Poland but having Mickey Mouse as a neighbour is just too much to take!"
The Russians are very sensitive about Polish people having a good old laugh, being happy and generally having a good time. The only time Russians condone such behaviour is when gallons of Russian vodka are flowing, apart from that their neighbours should remain being f++k++g miserable, just like history has taught them to be.
The Disney Park was planned to be built near the grounds of the ex-concentration camp in Treblinka near the Russian border and just the thought of Mickey Mouse, Donald duck, etc, marching up and down cheering up the place is just too much to take for any stoned-faced Russian. President Obama is determined to build the park and has warned Medvedev if he "nukes" Europe then the US will "nuke" Iran in return.
Medvedev quickly withdrew his threat because the thought of becoming allies with Iran is even worse than having Dumbo the elephant flying over Russian airspace.
More as we get tit!