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Topics: Hair, baldness

Monday, 14 November 2011

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You need some rice on there

Its thought a cure for baldness has finally been found and it was found by accident!

Zen Mohawk is a rice picker working in the paddy fields in China and one day after a fight with his wife she poured cooked rice on his head. It's thought the man is in his early thirties and started losing his hair a few years back. The morning after the fight, he noticed a few hairs had grown so that night he again poured cooked rice on his head.

Speaking through a friend he said, "The problem the second time was the rice was hot and I burnt the top of my head,"

He now has a full head of hair and a hairy chest which he'd never had before.

He cooks three servings of rice, one for his wife and himself and the other for his head. The flavour or herbs he uses is not known.

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