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Saturday, 1 November 2003

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Bush --Out On A Limb

Tony Blair thanked George W Bush for giving him the perfect solution for cutting N.H.S.waiting times .

‘What you need, Tony baby, is a whole army of tree surgeons to carry out limb operations!' the troubled President advised.

‘We used them all the time in the Iraqi conflict- they were bloody marvellous!'

Any thick-ass can operate on trees' the president reasoned -So what's the difference between peasants and planks?

‘But won't all the tree surgeons be busy at this time of year?' Tony questioned.

‘Guess that gay tree surgeons will be just as effective!' Bush qiupped.

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