Today Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamemei threatened the United States and Israel that if they attacked Iran's nuclear weapons production facilities that Iran would wipe them off the map with an 'iron fist.' Iran has been telling anyone who will listen that the reason they enriched uranium to 99% was to make isotopes for cancer treatment to be exported to Fukushima.
Hugo Chavez is named after Chavez Ravine the home of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Russia built the Bushehr nuclear power plant in Iran and is now building a nuclear power plant for Hugo Chavez in Venezuela. Last October in Tehran, Iran at a news conference with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hugo Chavez said "I should use the opportunity to condemn those military threats that are being made against Iran. Venezuela will always stand together with Iran against the United States; we will not only resist, we will also stand victorious beside one another."
The next day in Damascus Hugo Chavez signed a deal to sell diesel fuel to Syria. Hugo Chavez said that he and President Assad are building ties "to accelerate the fall of American imperialist hegemony and the birth of the new world of equilibrium and peace." The problem is that Hugo Chavez has kidney cancer, is dying, is on daily dialysis and may not live to rule the world.
Recently Iran has been striking at Washington in extremely creative and complex manners. Last month Iran got Gholam Shakuri of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps to get Iranian/US dual citizen Manssor Arbabsiar, 56 to hire the Mexican Drug Cartel Los Zetas to murder the Saudi ambassador to the United States and blow up the Israeli and Saudi embassies in Washington.
Secretary Clinton said "The idea that Iran would attempt to go to a Mexican drug cartel to solicit murder for hire to kill the Saudi ambassador, nobody could make that up right?" In gratitude for Hugo Chavez' support of Iran, Syria and Russia, yesterday Iran paid four thugs in Venezuela to kidnap Washington Nationals' Venezuelan catcher Wilson Ramos, 24, from his mother's home in Santa Ines, Venezuela to remove his kidneys and transplant them into Hugo Chavez. Secretary Clinton said "The idea that Iran would hire Venezuelan gunmen to kidnap Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos for his kidneys for Hugo Chavez, nobdy could make that up, right?" The fact that Herman Cain has now hired Ines Sainz as his PR representative to defend the sexual harassment charges against him, nobody could make that up right? The fact that Nostradamus' Third Antichrist 'Mabus' Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi is the real leader of Iran, nobody could make that up, right?