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Wednesday, 9 November 2011

World leaders are to invest in rowing machines as the 'new energy saver'. Its thought every household in the Western world will be given a rowing machine and some even two or three depending on the size of the house.

"Energy is often wasted by people who leave lights on or there computers and let's face it we don't have that luxury anymore. Teenagers seem to leave everything on and think its everyone else's job to turn it off. With the rowing machine they won't get a chance as if there's no energy they'll have to row for it," Mrs Lightbulb, a Mother of four, said.

"It will keep everyone fit while energy and fuel are used for other things," Member of Parliment Clive Hasbeen said as he got out of his people carrier in London, England.

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