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Sunday, 6 November 2011

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This week Secretary Clinton said "We don't even know who is in charge of Iran." We don't even know who is in charge of Iran? What is the CIA'S budget? Isn't General Petraeus supposed to be the wunderkind?

The IAEA is the International Atomic Energy Agency. This week the IAEA is going to release their report on Iran's nuclear bomb program. Herman Cain said this week that he sees China as a threat because they are trying to develop nuclear weapons. The IAEA Iran report will tell the world that Iran is developing nuclear weapons. Iran insists that their nuclear program is solely for non harmful energy purposes, like at Fukushima.

This week an international team of astronomers completed a study of 'black holes' which will appear in the upcoming journal 'Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society.' The study's lead authors Sergei Nayakshin and Steve Williams found that the donut shaped clouds of dust beside the black holes are formed by collisions between asteroids and planets.

The world does not know who is in charge of Iran or whether Iran's nuclear progrom is for military or civilian purposes so this week the IAEA is going to answer the second question. If anyone wants to know who is in charge of Iran they can ask President/Prime Minister Vladimir Putin who wrote the cheque for the Bushehr, Iran nuclear power plant, unless the leader of Iran was smart enough not to sign the cheque himself.

The President of Iran is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. His boss is the Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Khamenei. Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi is the daily spiritual mentor and boss of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad; he put him in power, got him re-elected and then cracked down on the protests in Iran and now in Iran's ally Syria.

The Supreme leader of Iran Ayatollah Khamenei makes regular pilgrimages to the mountains of Qom to take instructions from Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi. Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi is also the teacher of his disciple Muqtada al-Sadr who is propping up the Iraq government. Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi aka 'Professor Crocodile' and the 'Theoretician of Violence' is the man in Iran, also in control of Hezbollah in Lebanon and Hamas in Gaza.

The IAEA Iran nuclear program report is going to announce this week that Iran is building nuclear bombs and that they already have enough enriched uranium for four nuclear bombs. Iran is already railing against the report and calling it a bunch of lies and forgeries and the IAEA Iran nuclear bomb report isn't even out yet.

How did the world allow the Iranian nuclear program to get this far already to the point where Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahoo! and Israel's former Prime Minister and now defense minister Ehud Barak are now itching to strike Iran yesterday but other cabinet ministers are blocking them and threatening to bring down the coalition?

In 2008 American war hero Senator John McCain was singing duets at town hall meetings with Sarah Palin singing "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran." It seemed like a no brainer. Even Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama vowed to never let it get this far calling a nuclear armed Iran a 'game changer.' Meanwhile in their military export brochure Iran lists 100 megaton nuclear bombs which split into eight in mid air as one of their chief exports.

In his book the leader of Iran Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi wrote in 2005 "Iran must build the certain special kind of weapon already in the hands of other countries." How else is President Ahmadinejad going to wipe Israel off the face of the earth without nuclear bombs? What should Israel do?

Israel is damned if they do and damned if they don't. If they attack Iran's nuclear power plant in Bushehr and their uranium enrichment facilities in Natanz and Qom the blowback from Mesbah Yazdi's armies will conquer Israel. If Israel sits back and does nothing then three suitcase Iranian nuclear bombs in Jerusalem, Tel Aviv and Bethlehem will destroy Israel. Israel's livable area is the size of Florida's Broward and Dade counties combined and anyone living in Israel today is living in Poland in 1939 and they need to run to Disneyworld immediately. Perhaps Tiger Woods can put you up in Orlando since Steve Williams has now left his guest house. Israel needs to sell itself to Saudi Arabia and move their six milion Jews to Disneyworld immediately!

Will the IAEA Iran nuclear weapons report mention that 500 years ago the famed physican, astronomer and prophet Nostradamus looked into a bowl of water and predicted that there would be three Antichrists who he named in code, Napaulon Roy, the Emperor Napoleon, Hister, the Emperor Hitler and Mabus, the Emperor Mesbah Yazdi, pronounced 'Maybah'? When Hitler came to power how did the academics at Oxford and Cambridge not start screaming 'Hitler is Hister!? It is a testament to the cunning of the Prince of Lies, Satan, The Devil that he has conquered the Middle East for Iran and built a nuclear arsenal in Iran and nobody even knows that he is alive and lusting for your destruction and the destruction of those not old enough to read these words for themselves. Perhaps the time has come for the United States to finally take the gloves off in war like in World War II; the other alternative is interfaith harmony.

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