Germany and Israel have been secretly plotting WWIII in outer space. They have been launching satellites which were especially designed to conk out, become scrap and then re-enter the earth's atmosphere bombarding the planets surface.
As the world knows German technology by far outstrips everybody else's e.g. Mercedes, BMW, Bosch and Miele to name just a few. So nobody will ever believe that their satellites are crap. Israel have adopted WWII policies in their objectives to eradicate the Palestinians, it's a perfect match.
The satellites were obviously designed to falter so nobody would ever believe that they were planning another attempt to take over the world. Only the writer of this intriguing Spoof was clever enough to fathom out the hidden agenda behind their "crap, scrap satellites."
The first satellite to attack the planet landed somewhere in the Indian ocean yesterday and that was just the first of many. This was just a trial run and the next ones will strike China and India, the emerging world economic powers, "that'll scupper their plans, sieg heil," Angel Merkel was secretly overheard saying in the Bundestag.
Also there are plans to bombard Greece and Palestine. Merkel and Netanyahu were also secretly overheard saying, "that'll save us 170 billion euros and also get rid of the Palestinian scum, scheiss, korrupt Untermenschen!"
The UK and US are monitoring the situation carefully and have warned satellite scrap dealers not to approach pieces of exploded satellites, as they could be proof of German/Israeli WOMDs.
President Obama also asked his closest staff; "Did Bush kill the wrong ones?" How history has a strange habit of repeating itself!