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Thursday, 20 October 2011

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The Doctor Who Fights Daleks

Sirte, Libya-- A deadly ambush by Daleks ended the life of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi today. The Daleks shouted "Exterminate, exterminate!" just before blasting him with their death ray. The Daleks then poured blood on Gaddafi's body to make it look like bullet wounds.

The Daleks came to Earth on September 11, 2001, and have been fighting proxy wars ever since that dreadful day. Daleks want to conquer Earth in 2012, but they don't want to cause much damage. The evil cyborgs from the planet Skaro are already engaged in dozens of military campaigns around the globe. They are also the guiding force behind the 'Occupy Wall Street' movement. Several members of the Federal Reserve and IMF are also Daleks.

The Daleks arch-enemy is Doctor Who. The 13th incarnation of Doctor Who came to Earth in 1992, and has been hiding in plain sight for many years. The Doctor plans to end the Daleks insane plans for 2012, and stop all the killings around the planet. Most people know him as Doctor Ron Paul.

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