In the snows of the Himalayas mountaineer Lancelot Bodice-Split has reported locating the grave of the Incredible Snowman, otherwise known as Yeti.
'Only experienced mountaineers can reache the spot' he declared to the massed press 'but my photos will prove I am right.'
'How long had the Yeti been dead?' asked a man from Sky News.
'It is difficult to gauge and we are sending his head for forensic tests so we should know shortly.'
'You removed the head of the Yeti' came the agonised cry.
'You have to remember' said Lancelot 'that I need to prove my claims and the head is sure to earn me quite a reputation.'
Reporters left the Press Conference and sent their reports back to their offices. No one would touch the story as removing the Incredible Snowman's head was too much for everyone.
The snows of the Himalayas gently covered the grave and no one has been able to find the spot again. The head has failed to appear and the photographs taken by Lancelot have disappeared.
Undeterred the rugged explorer is off to Libya to find Colonel Gaddafi.