Major Mehmet Mehmet, of the Libyan Peoples Popular Front Army, has denied claims his troops refused to jump from thier aircraft into the battle zone. It was reported, that the 200 strong platoon, trained by the Elite, Libyan Womens Peoples Popular feminine Front, had baulked at the idea of leaping into the clouds, with a cotton sheet and a piece of cattle rope.
Libyan military spokesperson, Mehmet, Son of Mehmet Mehmet, said the story was, "Not true". He went on to say. "The troops march ed very braves to dur air plane, when they is see it had small basket, dey is sayin they not all fit with it, an hot aired ballon is very bumpy".
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