Written by Karen Fish

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Topics: UN, Palestine

Thursday, 29 September 2011

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A funny thing happened on the way to the UN. It turns out that the UN has a Charter. It's called the "Charter of the United Nations." This is the Constitution, the Supreme Law of the United Nations.

Last week Mahmoud Abbas on behalf of Palestine made an application for membership in the UN. The UN Charter contains clear rules for who can be a member and who cannot be a member. Chapter II of the UN Charter is entitled "Membership".

UN Charter Chapter II Article 4 section 1 states:

"Membership in the United Nations is open to all other peace loving states which accept the obligations in the present Charter and in the judgment of the Organization are able and willing to carry out these obligations."

Palestine is divided into two geographically separate entities, the West Bank run by Mahmoud Abbas and Gaza run by Hamas. Hamas also has a Charter, a Constitution, Hamas Charter 1988.

Palestine Gaza Hamas Charter, Article Seven and Eight states:

"By virtue of the distribution of Muslims, who pursue the cause of the Hamas, all over the globe, and strive for its victory, for the reinforcement of its positions and for the encouragement of its Jihad, the Movement is a universal one… The prophet, prayer and peace be upon him, said: The time will not come until Muslims will fight the Jews (and kill them); until the Jews hide behind rocks and trees, which will cry: O Muslim! there is a Jew hiding behind me, come on and kill him! This will not apply to the Gharqad, which is a Jewish tree (cited by Bukhari and Muslim)… The Slogan of the Hamas: Allah is its goal, the Prophet its model, the Qur'an its Constitution, Jihad its path and death for the case of Allah its most sublime belief."

Palestine Gaza Hamas Charter Article Seven and Eight opens up with a call for Global Jihad, Holy War, War against all non Muslims in the name of Allah. The Palestine Charter calls for "kill the Jews." The slogan of Palestine is "Allah is its goal, the Prophet is its model, the Koran its Constitution, Jihad its path and death for the case of Allah its most sublime belief."

The Koran and Hadith is the Constitution of Mahmoud Abbas and every Palestinian applying for UN Membership today. Here is what it says in the accurate translation of the Koran in the Everyman Koran: "Make War on the Christians, Jews and Infidels, and in return I will give you eternal paradise with Allah, 72 virgins, crystal clear streams, wine with no side effects and 80,000 servants each." (Koran Chapter 9:5, 29-30, 111; Chapter 56; Hadith).

When a state is governed by a Constitution commanding its people to Make War on all non Muslims it fails to meet the membership requirement of the UN Charter because it is not "a peace loving state." Therefore Palestine's UN bid for membership is dead on arrival under the membership rules of the United Nations.

Now that Michele Bachmann has all but been eliminated from the GOP Presidential Leadership Race she is forming a new band called "The Conflicting Constitutions." Their new hit single is called "The Goldberg Variations."

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