Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would put to rest, any fears the people of Great Britain might have.
"We want the peepoles of grit Britain to slept in their bids at night without fear of attic from our grit army, airfuss, and novy". Stated Captain Muhmur Mahmet of the Libyan Military Council of Libya.
Asked if Libya had considered an attack in the past, Captain Mahmet replied; "Of yes course we hev but our sacred boat had leak of water".
David Cameron, is reported to be recovering in a private hospital. Secretary of State, Treesin May, said that; "Mr Cameron sustained a hernia whilst laughing his bollocks off at the Libyans statement".
The SAS have returned from Libya where they spent a few weekss of their annual holiday. Sergeant Andy "Killall" Jones, of 22.SAS, said. "We decided to take a busman's holiday, and Libya is quite cheap this time of year, so off we went, all four of us".