The Hiding place of the Libyan dictator Colonel Gadaffi has been revealed and its going to shock the world. That's because the sneaky Colonel has been hiding the whole time right under the noses of British Generals in a Cafe called "The All Day Lybian/British Breakfast Shop."
The Colonel decided to go to work at the cafe because he thought it would be the last place anyone would go to look for him. But he has since developed a passion for cooking the perfect British Breakfast and has entered a global competition to see who can fry the best eggs in the world.
He says his quest for global ovo perfection has taken him slightly by surprise. "This time 6 months ago I wanted to turn the whole of the Western world into scrambled Egg." He admitted. "Now I just want them to acknowledge that my fried eggs are the best in the world. These things happen. Priorities change."
The Great British Breakfast Competition starts next week in the town of Dorking, and the Colonel has begged the West to let him stay free just for one more week so he can take part in that contest.
Delia Smith is rumoured to believe that he's in with a chance. "I have tasted the Colonel's Fried Eggs and I can confirm that he is the one to beat in the British Breakfast Best Cooked Egg Competition. No one can beat him. He's very talented - He just needs a chance to show what he can do."
But as rebel troops descend on the British/Lybian All Day Breakfast Shop tonight, it looks very much like Gadaffi will be denied his final victory. He may never win the Best cooked egg in Dorking, and it is very likely that the Prize will probably be won once again by Mrs Pomfrey, wife of the Birdman of Dorking, who has won the prize for the last 20 years. Poor Colonel Gadaffi. His little heart will be broken in two. He might never get ouefer the shock.
By Katarina Frogpond