The forces of Gaddafi are holding out so long in Libya NATO has decided to take over the reins of Government and sort things out, all with a United Nations mandate to protect civilians.
'We have to protect civilians from people who haven't had experiencing being in Power' said a Nato Commander camouflaged as a tree in the desert. 'I'm going to become something of an oasis' he said 'then the Libyan people can have real experience of what a Spring in the step means.
Russian and Chinese diplomats have criticised the latest NATO move: 'How are we going to get our share of the oil' complained a Russian football club owner. @I've got to get the Chelsea team to away games and I need the petrol.
The FA say they are sympathetic and have agreed to have a quiet word with NATO so top officials can have tickets to the Olympic Stadium to see West Ham defeat Tottenham in 2014.
Watch this column for the latest on the FA/NATO bid for world power.