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Topics: 9/11, Plagiarism

Friday, 9 September 2011

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Bolton moments before forklifts delivered her paper

HARFOLD, Vermont--Harfold Academy has run into their first case of academic dishonesty--this on the first day of school!

Lauren Bolton, daughter of 9/11 Commission member Samuel Bolton, allegedly submitted a summer reading position paper containing information for which she gave no credit.

Said teacher Bob Crisp, "Lauren chose to write about the terrorist acts of September 11, 2001, certainly a viable topic seeing that the 10-year anniversary of 9/11 is upon us.

Crisp, however, suspected that something was awry when Bolton submitted her paper.

"The paper was meant to be 5-pages maximum, but hers was instead 575 cubic feet.

"I called her on it and luckily she came clean. I would've hated to have to read it all."

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