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Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Rampant Pharmaceuticals are taking legal action against the Governors of Texas and Alaska afer these states banned their popular stiffening drug RIGID that outlasts Viagra and Cialis.

The two Governors, Perry and Palin, are known affectionately as "The Two Ps in a Pod." They work very closely together and both are proponents of faith based solutions.

At a recent summer camp for Evangelical Ministers in Alaska they were overheard in their room chanting, "Raise up, Raise up and Raise up in the name of The Lord." About thirty minutes later Governor Palin was heard to exclaim "WOW EEE!" Governor Perry told FOX News that they had talked about Christian Family Values and that meeting with Governor Palin always raised his morale.

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