Written by Darwin
Print this

Friday, 2 September 2011

image for Arnie Becomes The Elephant Man
Hasta la vista, baby

Actor and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger has been speaking today about his shock at finding that he has turned into an elephant. The 64-year-old former body builder told journalists that he discovered his transformation after waking on Wednesday morning and looking into the mirror to see a large land-based mammal of the genus Loxodonta staring back at him.

The former Hollywood star admitted that drinking through a trunk has been taking some getting used to and that passing through doorways has become a significant problem but has refused to let his new condition hold him back having already applied for a job with a local circus.

Make Darwin's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 3?

2 8 5 3
61 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more