Washington - Smelling strongly of recycled french fry cooking oil the vegan nutjob and Tar Sands arrestee looked nothing like her Madison-the-Mermaid stunning best in the 1984 movie Splash!
US Park Police had clapped her in cuffs outside the White House as the Keystone XL pipeline project got ugly yesterday.
Hannah was one of some 70 environmental tinfoilhatters who'd gone apeshit about plans to bring Canadian oil sands petroleum to Texas processing plants.
"Yeah, they want everyone to donate excess body fat to the nation's nascent human liposuction fuel refineries," a Big Oil source told reporters today.
"Sure as hell looks like she should make her own arse-lard deposit to the US National Cellulite Bank's downstream activities."
The $100 fine for public disorder will mark her as a known 'criminalist', endangering any potential future visa applications to global crude havens in the Middle East.
But early payment could still see the blonde actress qualify in her application to be the next Wannabe Oil goodwill ambassador to the Gulf of Mexico.
Her 51st birthday is on December 3rd.