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Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Washington--American people love Ron Paul's ideas and political convictions, but they prefer them to be in the body of Ricky Perry, as evident by the poll numbers.

"I think the American public doesn't want a grandpa figure telling them what is wrong with society. They want their grandpa's to be giving them five dollar bills in their birthday cards."

Rick Perry has also been compared to George W.Bush, because his love of executions and oil money.

Perry lacks basic intellectual skills, because he still believes the world is flat, sliced bread is great, hair gel is great for hair health, and thinking for yourself is dangerous.

When asked about Rick Perry stealing his material, Ron Paul said that he is used to getting the shaft when it comes to his political party.

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